"Looks like we're neck and neck, my friend"
Sweeney Todd and Phantom of the Opera Crossover
OMG!!!😍😍
Raoul and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Christine, about Erik: Listen, I know he is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to himself and others. But have you ever considered that he is tall, sad, and I love him.
He’s swinging back n forth like a pendulum the whole time she’s talking 😭
Nadir and Erik goes to the market in Paris
Erik: *the whole day*
“Ugggg, my neck.”
“Damn this back of mine.”
“God, my shoulders.”
“Ah! My knee!”
“Oh my hip! Just wait a minute, Daroga.”
“Gah! My hands are killing me.”
Nadir: “You know, Erik. If you slept in a regular bed and not a coffin you would not have these issues.”
Erik: “Ah yes, but a regular bed is for a regular man with a regular nose. I am not a regular man nor do I possess a nose. Therefore a coffin is my resting place.”
Nadir: “Erik, how exactly does not having a nose affect you while sleeping? All I’ve heard you do all day is complain about how you hurt. I know you have enough money to buy a decent bed or at least put cushions in your coffin! There is no excuse for not sleeping in a regular bed except as a means to complain as a child!”
Erik: “Oh my dear Daroga. Are you so simple to understand that as a living corpse a coffin is the most fitting place of rest for me? That I should become accustomed to the things in the next life, even in how I will be slumbering for eternity?”
Nadir: *slaps the back Erik’s head with his hand*
“You are a melodramatic child who should have learned his lesson when the Viscount punched you in the stomach. I only wish that boy had hit you in the head! Perhaps it would have knocked some sense into that moronic mind of yours!”
Erik: *mumbles* “It was a lucky punch.”
What I wouldn’t give to see Nadir slap Erik in a live-action adaptation
The question is, what would be better? A Slap to the back of the head or to the face? Given the live action option?
Getting more comfy w procreate so I redid this doodle 😌
More from the poto x Barbie doodleverse:
Raoul haters be like: omg I can’t believe Raoul told Christine that there was no phantom of the opera when there WAS one 😡😡😡he’s such a gaslighter, the real villain. Anyways when Erik killed Piangi and Bouquet with a noose that was an honest mistake and we have to forgive him, remember he didn’t know any better
People with common sense: he’s clearly an awful criminal with no remorse
Me: but he’s ugly and pathetic and crying.
Anonymous asked:
Omg Im here again but I just imagine how it will looks if Christine is jelous? We watch Erik jelous of Raoul but what about Christine????
birdstooth answered:
